Hi folks! I’m Tinkerbell the Blogging Fairy. Thanks for joining us today. I’m here to tell you what’s going on in the picture posted on this blog today. In this picture, you have a boy and a girl and the girl is getting drunk. Whenever she goes out with this boy she has to get drunk because he’s such an idiot. And a sexist asshole. He says shit like, “Women shouldn’t be in politics, playing around with power. Men are supposed to wield the power.” Or, “My Dad married his maid. Which makes sense. A wife and a maid aren’t that different.” What year is it? Who says shit like that? So the girl keeps drinking. When she’s had enough to drink they go back to his place and fuck. She likes him naked; he talks less. They have done this several times. So what’s wrong with this girl? Why does she keep seeing this guy if he’s such a sexist asshole? She says to me, “Tinkerbell, the sex is amazing.” She says she channels all that anger and hatred into her orgasm and it’s earth-shaking, incredible. And each morning, before she leaves, she writes “You were fucked by a feminist” on a post-it note and sticks it on his pillow. He doesn’t like her much either. You guys will have to figure out how the dartboard works into this story on your own because this Blogging Fairy needs a drink. Good night!
